Those foods that make you want to punch farmers in the face.

Now that it's summer-ish here in Jersey, my family starts to have burgers and corn on the cob (om nom nom) more frequently. Well, I had some a few days ago. It was delicious. And pure evil.

Ugh, there are always those certain foods that find their way into the nooks and crannies of your teeth. Right now, I'm going to go on a rant about some of those foods. Okay? Although I don't really care if you're okay with it, because you actually don't exist. No one reads this... Okay I'm going to start now...

CORN ON THE COB

Corn can be one of THE MOST irritating foods to eat. Ever.

There you are, innocently eating your dinner on an average night. Then you decide that you're in the mood for your corn! You're not thinking, all that's going through your mind is "I want corn. Omnomnomnomnomnom..." You reach for the corn, sealing your fate. You take your first bites... more... more.. you feel the nuisance settling in your teeth... another bite.. and another...

Finished.

Now you realize the mistake you've made. Now that the corn has used all of it's deceitful delicious-ness powers up, you're left with the demons.

There's alllllll these little corn skin things stuck in between your teeth and your tongue just isn't strong enough to push them out. Quickly, you must decide whether to A) Find a toothpick and ATTAAAAACK THE CORN! or B) Just wait a while and hope that they disappear and fade out of your teeth...

Either way, the corn will lose. It will fall down your throat and die a painful death in your stomach acids. Revenge is oh so sweet.

BACON. REALLY CRISPY BACON.

Well I doubt this has happened to anyone other than my dysfunctional self, but bacon has caused me some EXTREME difficulties.

So after the Westminster Choir (I love them so much) performed Fiddler on the Roof on Sunday, May 2nd, we all went out to a diner near our town. My friend wanted these things called V-fries (French fries + cheese + bacon = delicious) and I kindly offered to help eat them.

That was a mistake.

I take a bite. SO DELICIOUS.

Second bite. DELICIO- wait... Aw crud! I got a piece of bacon stuck between my permanent retainer and my teeth! Greeeeeat.


Arg. Nnnnnnn. Uhhhh. YES! Got it out!... now for more- Oh my sweet mother of mercy! My freaking retainer broke of my teeth! COOL, BACON, COOL.

Because of this little mishap, I had to go to the orthodontist. They had to put that yucky gross glue stuff on it and it tasted awful! It was just an annoying, non-bacon-tastic experience. But now it's all better and me and bacon are friends again... and by that I mean I eat the bacon and it takes it like the piggly wiggly it is... was.

SPINACH/LETTUCE.

How GREAT is it when you get a piece of spinach/lettuce stuck between your teeth? Isn't it just the BEST?!

Ha.

You're just simply eating your spinach-y or lettuce-y food, enjoying it's tastiness and praising it for the extreme awesome-ness it contains. You finish up, burp a burp of content, and carry on with your day.

Little did you know that this delicious treat was actually filled with EVIL. PURE TOXIC VIOLENT EEEEVIL.

You leave (where you ate) and are on your way down the street to something probably stupid and/or uninteresting. You're blissfully trotting down the street with a huge grin on your face and you're feeling pretty "fly."


You actually look like an idiot. Honestly, people walking down the street will see you and spontaneously combust due to your stupidity. That one tiny piece of bitchass food will ruin your entire life and cause people to asplode. Not fun.

Picture? Pathetic blog? BOTH IN ONE POST!

Okay. So. I'm so weird with this blog of mine... I come up with idea after idea after idea and, you know what? I'm probably not going to keep up with any of them... It's just that none of them actually keep me entertained enough/ I realize that they sound stupid after I post about them...

Anyway... I decided just to wing it and upload a picture I took a little while ago. I really like it just because it's simple but vivid and all around pretty. Maybe something like this random uploading of my pictures will actually remain a constant thing in this shittay blog.

I want to be famous.
I want to entertain people.
I want to be myself.
I WANT THIS BLOG TO SUCCEED!

I'm trying to think of what else I can do to this post in order to make it longer, productive, and interesting...
I'm asking YOU, the readers (AKA no one) to give me ideas about what to do with this blog! Comment on this post! Do something! ALSO... tell your friends about me! I would love to have a widely read blog. Then we can all be bestest friends and form knitting circles and talk about our grandchildren... what?

Thanks!

Where, oh where has my little blog gone?

I mean, I guess it's cool that I haven't blogged in about 2 weeks...

Anywho, I had a band concert tonight... Ya know, those dreadful high school things? Yeah. Well. While I was there I came up for something that I could do with this blog! It won't be every post but it will happen every now and again... I'm going to make up stories about everyday events BUT make them exciting by making the main character an AWESOME panda (because pandas are adorable and awesome)! I think I'm going to name him Toasti the panda. Just because I can name him whatever I want and you people (if there even are any people reading this) can't do anything about it! I CONTROL THIS BLOG! YES. Anyway... hm... That's my story.

I was hoping to finish this post sometime soon but I started it on Thursday... it's Monday...
My weekend got eaten up (om nom nom) by Fiddler on the Roof AKA the show i was in with the choir at the 1st Presbyterian Church in my town.
But despite that fact i still actually want to write random weird stories about a Panda :D I think that would be awesome...

Aaaaaand in order to prevent this post from being all weird with a bunch of different topics, I'm going to post this and then maybe write another post right now. Kay byyyye non existent readers!

Just kidding, I'm probably not writing something else tonight... Tomorrow maybzeee?

Fierce. Fails.

Okay so I just watched the Season Premier of GLEEEEE!!! Anyway. It was amazing and I loved it.



However.

It's one of those shows where it just makes you wanna wallow in your own self pity, ya' know? They're just all so talented and stuff and I just wish my life could be like theirs. But also I wish my life was like theirs because, just think, HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF WE COULD BREAK INTO SONG AND NOT BE JUDGED?! I would LOOOOOVE THAT!!! Although I can't sing so people would probably start exploding all around me if I started to but oh well. nbd.

In other news. It's Tuesday. And I still have no idea how to make this blog remotely interesting. That upsets me :[ Not that it really matters because no one ever reads this. Whatevurrr, dawg. Hopefully, someday I'll become famous and then everyday people will see this and realize that they can do whatever they want to! And then rainbows will start spewing from their eye sockets and everything will be perfect.



But whatever. I'm really only saying that because i got distracted by TV and i don't remember what I was talking about and I don't feel like looking...

So I think I'm going to bed now... MAYBE I'll think of a way to spice up this blog of mine... I HOPE SO! :I

Why, hey there!

Okay. So i figured out something to do! YAY ME! But i don't actually feel like doing it... I was going to imitate the style of a certain famous photographer each week and upload pictures. However. I am a lazy bum. So I'm just gonna be one of those people who blogs about nothing.. but i'm still going to upload pictures randomly! Because i like photography.

Well i guess i should get on with my nothingness now...

LALALALALALA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How's that?

OH byyyyyy the way i'm gonna stop capitalizing my 'i's now because i'm too good for that... and i'm lazy.

Well then. I'm really bad at this whole blogging thing... come to think of it... i'm really bad at everything... D:

I'm having an off day.. deal with it. :D

well i'm tired and i don't feel like spending too much time on this right now because i want to get to sleeeeeep.

oooookay. G'NIGHT!

Blog-eriffic

I'm so indecisive... I made two blogs before this in the course of a day... and I kept wanting to change them. So now, here it is, here's ROSE! Sorry wait... Gypsy reference... I meant to say "here's the (hopefully) final take"

This was my 1st post on my blog and i didn't want it to disappear forever so yeah... it sounds really stupd and corny because it is really stupid and corny.


Okay. First blog. Let's do this thing.

So i figured I'd write about something relatively interesting (at least to me) in this blog of mine. I'm not really sure what I'm going to do though, so, until i figure out something cool, I'm just going to post random things and hope it interests some people. Unfortunately, I might never actually think of something to constantly post about, but it's whatevs, randomness will have to suffice.

But anyway, I kind of really want to have some sort of totally awesome, fun to read, popular blog. I want to do something interesting and that requires dedication or creativity. Something that might inspire even just one person to do something interesting or creative, too. Hopefully I'll be able to figure something out... Oh well, we'll just have to wait and see.





WOOOOOOOOOOH